- You always have to look amazing.
- You have to be popular.
- Puberty leads to the spottiest years of your life, (making number 1 impossible,).
- Boys have to be attracted to you.
- Everyone has to know you.
- If you're ugly, you have makeup
- You have to be cool.
- You have to look cool.
- You have to talk cool.
- You have to walk cool.
- You have to do cool things.
- Girls have to love you.
- Everyone has to know you.
- If you're ugly, you're toast.